I, __________________________, do solemnly swear that I will cherish, stay gold, keep my head down, keep the faith, and adore the sexy badass robot host of Toonami named T.O.M. forever. And by stay gold forever, I mean longer than that, surpassing the end of the world and the eventual demise of SOPA, CISPA, ACTA, and Anti-Cybercrime Law will outrun all of the internets. It will be that kind of stay gold forever, not the stay gold forever when T.O.M. 4.0 came around. I swear to never forget the motivational speeches to always remember some Japanese proverb in your Life advice ("Fall down 7 times. Get up 8."), and to show in every possible way that I am proud to be a Toonami Faithful and a T.O.M. Fangirl, every single day of my fangirl life.
Signed and sealed with a kiss,
__________________________ on ____________________ 2012